The legend that was Tommy Cooper took second place with: 'Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. I thought ‘I’ve got the better deal here’...1 Your sister - Michael Mc Intyre45.
host Trevor Noah used his Twitter account to respond to a story about actor Scott Baio joining the #Boycott Nordstrom campaign protesting the department-store chain dropping Ivanka Trump's fashion line, with the joke "That (expletive) for Nordstrom.Now they have to find another cashier."Baio, a vocal supporter of the president, took a page from the Roy Cohn/Donald Trump playbook, hitting back hard the next day.If you're a white guy wearing Timberlands, we're specifically going to think that you're a wannabe thug, but again in an “I like WWE boxing and hanging out on street corners drinking classy beer” kind of way.You're outdoorsy, laid-back, drive an SUV, and own some wide-brimmed hats for sure.Before Hart kicks off his special Milwaukee residency Thursday, we look back at the 13 funniest jokes — jokes that are OK to print — from his hit stand-up films "Laugh at My Pain" (2011) and "Let Me Explain" (2013). "Everybody assumes because you went through a divorce you went through a (expletive) up period of life, you're enemies, you hate each other.
I'm trying not to have a high-ass phone bill.' He said, '(Expletive), ain't that you at the stop light right there in front of me?
"I was quite impressed with the service." In April, financial analyst D. The 32-year-old, who also paid for the meal, says: "I just came out of a long-term relationship and was hoping for some company.
There are some private topics I won't want to share - even to my friends - but I felt comfortable talking about them with her." The roles for these fake friends range from groomsmen and bridesmaids to sports buddies and fake partners to meet the parents.
On April 9, the 35-year-old Hart will head out on a nearly 70-date arena tour, including a stadium show Aug.
30 at Lincoln Financial Field in his native Philadelphia. "There's nothing worse than telling a dumb-ass lie and getting caught telling a dumb-ass lie....
Men, we know you don't think about fashion nearly as much as women do, but when it comes to your footwear choices, you might want to give it a second thought.