The girl you want to write to has probably about ten messages in her inbox that she hasn’t even opened yet. You are definitely not the only one who wants her but with the following tips you are the one who gets her. Okay, it usually starts with setting up your profile, adding a professional photo and writing some interesting stuff about yourself, but I simply assume that you have already done that. You look for a girl you are attracted to and you write her.
KPC – Keeping parents clueless KS – Kill then steal ( L2G – Like to go?
L2G – (would) Love to go L2K – Like to come l33t – Leet, meaning ‘elite’ L8R – Later L8RG8R – Later, gator LBAY – Laughing back at you LD – Later, dude / Long distance LD – Learning Disability LEMENO – Let me know LERK – Leaving easy reach of keyboard LFG – Looking for group () LGH – Lets get high LH6 – Lets have sex LHSX – Lets have sex LHM – Lord help me LHO – Laughing head off LIC – Like I care LIK – liquor Li L or lil – Little LIMT – Laugh in my tummy LMAO – Laughing my *a* off LMBO – Laughing my butt off LMFAO – Laughing my freaking *a* off LMIRL – Lets meet in real life LMK – Let me know LMNK – Leave my name out LOA – List of acronyms LOL – Laughing out loud LOL – Laugh out loud LOL – Lots of love LOLH – Laughing out loud hysterically LOLO – Lots of love LOLWTF – Laughing out loud (saying) “What the fuck ? SOS – Meaning help SOS – Son of Sam SOT – Short of time SOTMG – Short of time, must go SOWM – Someone with me SPK – Speak () SRSLY – Seriously SPST – Same place, same time SPTO – Spoke to SQ – Square SRY – Sorry SS – So sorry SSDD – Same stuff, different day SSIF – So stupid it’s funny SSINF – So stupid it’s not funny ST&D – Stop texting and drive STFU – Shut the fuck up STR8 – Straight STW – Search the Web SUITM – See you in the morning SUL – See you later SUP – What’s up?
Bear in mind the specifics of this future projection are unique to the girl and my relationship with her. But for noobs out there, it’s a template you can work from to create a special moment with the girl. We’re very slightly drunk Her: start from underwear.. Masters of the Universe 😀 They have pictures of the hero characters Her: great.. Your breasts against my chest, your stomach and hips touching mine your lips very close to mine. though I think your lounge is always full of people 🙂 Me: shall I continue? Then I walk back to you I slowly push your shoulders, pushing you gently backwards against the side of the sofa You are biting your lip, anticipating You are waiting for me to kiss you I lean closer, almost touching. When I push in hard, you feel like my cock is going all through your body and out your mouth enjoying? Me: heh 😉 Suddenly I pull out of you Abruptly you feel empty all you can think about is “I want more” I grab your hair and pull you towards me, turning you around, and forcing you to your knees Again, it’s rough, violent, forcefull. You don’t even think You wrap your fingers around my cock, with a big smile of anticipation then you take me into your mouth At the beginning you are too impatient. So you are sucking hard, aggressively, up and down I put my hand on top of your head, which you like.
I won’t give a line by line analysis but bear these pointers in mind: Her: tell me what you were doing last week apart from gym and reading?
I just want to build the anticipation I want you to be almost begging because you know how much you’ll like it and enjoy it so much mmore when I finally let you have it Her: ok..continue.. You gasp It makes you feel safe I put my other hand behind your head and grab a fistful of your hair. Still wearing your dress I slap your butt, playfully then squeeze it in my hand Her: you are so naughty.. Impatient finally, I lift up your dress and standing behind you, I slide inside of you you feel my hard cock gradually pushing into you, invading you you gasp your legs tremble a little and your knees buckle briefly I push all the way in until you can feel my hips pushing against your butt, pushing you forwards against the side of the sofa you feel completely full then I just wait. Letting you enjoy the feeling of me inside you good so far? Me: haha, you’re probably on the internet now buying a flight to London for tonight, so you can jump onto me 😛 Her: I think I’ll jump on you as soon as I get London 😉 Me: I certainly won’t stop you 😉 Ok, so where were we? you should know 😉 Me: I want you to say it Her: ok.. Me: So, after a while I start fucking you Slowly at first, in and out Letting you feel the sensation of me pushing into you, over and over again.
Me: what are you thinking (in the story) Her: what I am thinking… Her: …I think.being a source of pleasure for you will give me the biggest pleasure…( not sure if I explained clear..) Me: I understand I like that So, you are bent over my sofa.
My other hand is holding your hip, holding you firmly against the sofa so you can’t move It’s quite fast now. See yourself, how you look when you’re being fucked.
I can feel your heart agains me, beating faster (getting another coffee) Every time my mouth gets close to yours, you reach towards me, trying to steal a kiss I deny it for now….. Me: I surprise you I put my hand between your legs. 😉 Me: I put my hands on your hips, feeling your hip bone. You pull it in tight, tense, like I’m about to tickle you You feel like I am admiring your shape. Like a artist admiring a work of art You desperately want me inside you now You start reaching your hand behind yourself, trying to grab my cock I pull down your panties (in reality I always use a condom, but this is imagination so I won’t) I let you grab my cock for a short time. Feeling the hardness inside you Then I move faster, and harder Rough, but not painful I grab your hair and pull your head back. Trying to turn your head around to look at me You want to see your own body. So I pull your head up, give you a kiss, and lie you down on the sofa You are lying there, in total surrender I decide I want to see more of you.
In today’s day and age I can totally understand if you want to know how to start a conversation online.
We are surrounded by online dating sites and weird but highly effective dating apps.
A couple of years ago you were frowned at when you said that you met your girlfriend on an online dating site. Today people are rather shocked when you tell them that you met your girlfriend without the help of modern technology.